YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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