I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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