I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
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Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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