I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
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I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I had to cum in my sink.
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