That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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