Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
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His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
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I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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