brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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