Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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