Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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