I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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