i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
Randomize