Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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