I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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