Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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