Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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