I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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