i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Why are your pants in the freezer?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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