See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Operation Purity has been aborted
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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