Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
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I need moral support for this bender
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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