roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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