come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.