I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.