Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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