my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
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Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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