Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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