are you so shy because you have an std?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
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Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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