You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I am naked and annoyed.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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