I wish I could teleport
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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