shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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