Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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