You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
meet me or not, i'm out of control
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Randomize
