I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
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Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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