Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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