Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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