When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
