Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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