Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
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He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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