32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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