Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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