all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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