Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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