I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Randomize
