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Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
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This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
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Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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