thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
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Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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