fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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