Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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