In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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