Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
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We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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