it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Everclear isn't food dammit
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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