is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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