so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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