he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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