We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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