Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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